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when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid

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if finland’s country border isnt called the finnish line then i have nothing to live for

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me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

Ugh all day I’ve been getting waves of like extreme nausea and i don’t know if I’m just really hungover from last night or actually sick


Zhenya Katava


Zhenya Katava

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There was one girl when I was in a Korean spa with my friend. I was taking a shower, and there are no doors in the shower. Normally I’m, like, “Whatever, we’re all girls here.” So I’m completely naked, taking this shower, and my friend’s in the one next to me. All of sudden someone taps me on the shoulder. It was this girl who was like, “Hi, sorry to bother you, are you Ashley Benson?” And I was like, “Are you serious right now? I’m naked.” She was like, “Yeah, can I actually take a photo with you?” She was trying to have a full conversation with me in the shower. That’s where you draw the line. Like, what parent encourages her kid to do that? 

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Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

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I am so used to the extreme heat now that I was just thinking how cool it was outside and then I checked and it’s 82 degrees

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